Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Something Missing
Remember how I bragged about how I baked oatmeal muffins on the weekend, making it sound as though I am a sophisticated domestic goddess? Well, there was one thing I failed to mention about those muffins.
They tasted like butt crack.
I tend to think of myself as a decent baker. My cookies are always soft, my brownies perfectly chewy, and my muffins fluffy.
But something went terribly wrong with my last attempt.
I am yet to figure out what happened, but I suspect I made an error involving baking soda.
So, my baking record is tarnished.
I feel relieved that you now know the truth.
4 Comments
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at 2:50 PM
Angella said... Just curious - when have you ever tasted butt crack?
:)-
at 3:24 PM
Jen said...
Aw - one butt crack muffin doesn't erase your excellent baking record. You are still a great baker in my eyes. :)
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at 4:11 PM
Mama Bear said...
It's okay...you have PLENTY of time to make it up to me. Feel free to make me brownies ANY day!! :D
I also like chocolate mousse, chocolate cake, chocolate fondue and choclate muffins :)-
at 9:24 PM
Kaili said...
Hahaha! I dare you to put the recipe on yours and Jen's recipe blog as "Butt Crack Muffins". Too funny! Since all this talk of oats, I made some oatmeal/coconut mud cookies this evening and can't wait till tomorrow when I can sample MANY MANY of them. Hehe!